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What excuses will be not not thought up only by the alcoholic not to recognise that it the alcoholic. All it, certainly, only excuses. Here full enough list of similar excuses (Why the alcoholic in any does not wish to recognise itself as the alcoholic?). Many will find points in this list to a pain acquaintances, the phrases, which thousand people will repeat constantly, that откреститься from an honorary title "alcoholic".
So, the list (with small comments):

01. Because he drinks on the (it is necessary! With it precisely you will not argue).
02. Because it has a car (the summer residence, a mobile phone, дубленка … … it is all to lose valenoks, cowards, socks, a bicycle simply enough in a flash).
03. Because it has a higher education (as well as at the majority of people in our country).
04. Because it does not roll under a fence (… and where? Under a table? On kitchen? In a corridor?)
05. Because it knows when to stop (for the time being, I too couple of years back in most cases knew when to stop).
06. Because he knows the Chinese language (in Russia soon it precisely is required if Russians drink further while Chineses to plough to the seventh sweat).
07. Because he does not drink cologne (it especially pleases).
08. Because, when he drinks, he has a snack (a gentlemen's set from a vodka and caramel large bottle?).
09. Because he has a snack, even when drinks cologne (the true intellectual and the gentleman will never drink cologne without snack, pride not to allow).
10. Because he does not drink at an entrance (in the lift, in a cellar, on an attic).
11. Because it the good expert (an immemorial problem: hands that gold, but periodically very strongly shiver).
12. Because he adores a crackling cucumber (sounds beautifully, but from it the sense does not vary) under cold vodka.
13. Because it always dilutes alcohol with water (such variant as beer is juice, mineral water, Coca-Cola … still).
14. Because he always drinks houses (that from it will change?).
15. Because it always fulfils the promises (what sort of the promise? Promises not to drink?).
16. Because it always remembers, that was yesterday (it is assured, many only will envy such ability).
17. Because it goes to library (.
18. Because since morning he never "is ill" (carries some! It from the category of rare animals which need to be brought in the red book).
19. Because at it a heap of friends (it is good in case of what to whom will take care if absolutely will press).
20. Because it does not have dark blue nose (and if it red it is possible to be called safely as the Grandfather the Frost?).
21. Because it does not have sexual problems (and suddenly? Suddenly it only while, and then already late will be).
22. Because it does not have hard drinkings (as it was already spoken, for the time being).
23. Because it does not have delirium tremens (all once in a life happens for the first time).
24. Because at it hands (all once in a life happens for the first time) do not shiver.
25. Because he never drinks with casual people (see above).
26. Because it never опохмеляется (it now you will surprise nobody).
27. Because he never drinks on work (here this justification! It is necessary to remember, though it any more is not required to me).
28. Because it never passes work (I repeat, but nevertheless all once in a life happens for the first time).
29. Because it never spends on drink the salary (in what a secret? What salary?).
30. Because it never gets drunk (I earlier too could brag of it).
31. Because it never gets drunk on a visit (I speak by personal experience - for the time being).
32. Because it never hides, that today he has drunk (sometimes it and will not hide, and to hide is useless).
33. Because in a state of intoxication it does not row and in general behaves silently (some here are able!).
34. Because it is loved by the wife (the husband, the lover, the mistress … and all friends-alcoholics).
35. Because at it pure socks and a fashionable tie (dryness in a mouth, the head breaks up and do not wish to let out from a sobering-up station).
36. Because he adores cleanliness and an order (and if that is not present from a grief it is necessary to get drunk).
37. Because he drinks only on days off (and then these days off proceed all the week long).
38. Because he drinks only at supper (so then and to have supper it is possible on some times in day, the main thing for itself not to change and not to drink never except a supper).
39. Because he drinks only once in a week (same four once a month, probability to poison with poor-quality alcohol approximately 13 %).
40. Because he drinks only on Thursdays (and here it already dependence and an alcoholic constancy).
41. Because he drinks only with friends (all alcoholics who have thought for three, already friends by definition).
42. Because he drinks only on fishing (but as!).
43. Because he drinks only beer (the beer alcoholism walks on the country).
44. Because he drinks only white wine (give the god, it pleases).
45. Because he drinks only red wine (it pleases not less).
46. Because he drinks exclusively expensive cognac (контрафакт is on sale not only in the market and in booths).
47. Because he drinks only good wine only at good restaurant (such people a little, and this rare exception, and on health all affects, it is not important where to drink).
48. Because it simply likes taste here this wine (and some adore this grade of cologne).
49. Because in day he drinks only one small bottle of beer (but it is stable every day).
50. Because he drinks not every day (more likely in day: day on binge, day on rest and restoration of human shape).
51. Because yesterday he did not drink (about it it is necessary to write on the front page in the newspaper and to show on TV).
52. Because he drank one month ago (a record, worthy admiration).
53. Because he without ceremony can not drink week (the month, two, whether year … only here checked?)
54. Because he without ceremony can stop to drink though now (yes, without ceremony! Simply desires while are not present any, and basically it not a problem).
55. Because nobody knows, that he drinks (especially risky to drink, health not кроссовки, here контрафакт can leave sideways).
56. Because it does not take out alcoholics (in another's eye a mote it is visible, and in the and logs is not noticed).